This ladybird is so funny, it keeps falling on its back and then uses its wings to get itself back up again. It may as well just give up on walking and fly…

Everything’s much better when the sun is out and you’re working on that tan! 😄☀

I have come to the conclusion that red is so my colour :D 

and that I have loads of red dresses that I never wear and definitely need to.

Yay.

Ugh I wish I was one of those really hot Asians

…..that only seem to exist on the internet.

Just saw a picture of a baby on my facebook news feed and suddenly remembered that last night I had a dream that I accidentally got myself pregnant and was dreading the results and having to tell people. What the actual fuck.

Not a day goes by that I don’t think of you, and yet, the chances are you have completely forgotten about me.

When fat people post spiteful, jealous comments on photos of other women, criticising them for being “too skinny” and not big like “real women”. Because, y’know, we all want diabetes and heart disease. Yeah… good one…

Can a guy that I’m interested in just be nice to me for once?